WhatPulse: My e-penis is bigger than yours.
I was sifting through my old gmail account and I found out that a few months ago, my WhatPulse account expired. Damn.
If you never used it before, WhatPulse is a cool system that records how many keys, mouse clicks, and miles moved with the mouse you make every day. I used to use it for many years, back in my Game Maker days.
I made a team for the ACM if you're interested in joining:

